A superhero called ‘Take a Shit Man’ and little pieces of crap that want to escape… The books I find in my kindergarten keep getting weirder.
“Hands up who takes a shit every day?”
Being constipated gives you bad skin and makes you fart.
To be healthy you need to eat a good breakfast…
Eat plenty of vegetables…
Be active…
And go to bed early.
“Let me out!”
“I want out!”
But remember kids, always remember to knock or you may stumble upon a monkey taking a shit.
Have you read…
IKIMASHO! 
Now I know why Japanese are very keen when it comes to healthy lifestyle. I was both amused and petrified as I was reading this. This made my day 🙂 thanks x roro